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  • eastindia
    04-26 03:09 PM
    Go watch the simpsons instead of starting funny threads

    Simpsons is not cool. It is gay.

    South Park is hot.




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  • FOR_LIBERTY
    11-13 10:58 AM
    Folks,

    I have recently moved to Houston. Count me in as a member of Texas chapter.




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  • stuckinmuck
    05-25 01:44 AM
    The latest version of the CIR bill majorly messes up legal immigrants' lives.
    My advice would be to get ready to pack your bags and go back home.
    The H1B provisions will make it impossible for you to stay here for long.

    I presume you are affected by GC retrogression.




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  • saps
    11-06 03:53 PM
    How about we send congratulation letter to President-Elect Obama. This should go as a combined effort from the whole IV community. Any thoughts???

    Dear President-Elect Obama,

    Legal Immigrant Community in USA would like to congratulate you on your impressive campaign and win. We wish you all the best for your presidency tenure and promise to provide you our support and in many manner we can.
    We would also like to take this opportunity to bring your attention to some common problems which legal immigrants are currently facing.

    1. Quota system for countries resulting in wait period for Greencard ranging from 5-15 years for both Employment based and Family based categories.
    2. Extreme dependency on employer because of unclear 'Same or similar job change regulations'. We cannot accept promotions, salary increases or any job title or location changes in order to not lose the status on current pending Greendcard application.
    3. In this current economy, many legal immigrants are losing their jobs resulting in changing employers for which they have to go to the end of the line again and start the GC process all over again if the job title or salary is much differnet from the original one.


    We understand that USA is currently facing more pressing issues at this time which need your imminent attention but few simple reliefs from your administration will make the lives of immigrants much better here. As a result, they will contribute more towards the economy, buy houses, invest and establish new businesses.

    Suggestions for relief to immigrant community:
    1. Approve pending bill HR5882 which captures wasted Green card numbers from the past due to bureacracy delays.
    2. Remove Same or Similar job requirements for Green card applicants waiting for more than 1 year in their I-485( Last stage of GreenCard). They should be allowed to join any employer with any title or salary changes.
    3. Allow pending I-485 applicants to join schools full time without affecting their Greencard applications.
    4. Allow pending I-485 applicants waiting for more than 2 years on their last stage of greencard to establish businesses.
    5. Allow temp visas for family members who are stuck in lines for Family based immigration.

    Few simple changes as stated above will bring imminent relief to legal immigrant community. Many of us want to buy homes, start businesses, go to school full time but cannot do so till we become permanent residents. Wait periods are so long that we are stuck with the same employers with stalled career growth.

    We expect that you will consider the above ideas and bring the change that all the people are hoping from years who are stuck in legal limbo.

    Thank you
    Your supporters
    Legal Immigrant Community



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  • gimme_gc_asap
    06-19 10:55 PM
    Be cool my babies....
    Be nice to the guy
    It may or may not. No one knows. Dont act like you know it all!!




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  • desighee
    06-19 10:22 AM
    if your wife is bugging you to buy a house ...show them this article :D :D ..and it will help
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    Female Homeowners Sadder, Fatter Than Renters
    John Carney|Jun. 18, 2009, 11:27 AM|comment27
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    Tags: Economy, Housing, Housing Crisis

    Researchers from Wharton have discovered that female homeowners, on average, outweighed renters by 12 pounds.

    Female homeowners were also carrying around more aggravation, making less time for leisure, and were less likely to spend time with friends.

    "Home ownership can be a much more complex idea than just a straightforward expression of what we call the American dream," says Grace Wong Bucchianeri, an assistant professor of real estate at the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School. The story was reported on Canada.com

    But what about all the good stuff that comes with owning a home? Aren't homeowners benefiting from the security and independence of owning. Not really. The research shows that when you control for things like childbirth and income, the difference in contentment vanishes.

    "I don't see any strong evidence that homeowners are any happier than renters," says Bucchianeri, whose 600-woman study is under review for publication in the Journal of Urban Economics. "On the other hand, they consistently report a higher level of pain � or what you might call negative feelings � connected to their home, and that's after controlling for all kinds of demographic characteristics, their financial situation, how many children they have and so on."


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  • Tantra
    07-17 10:51 AM
    We are close to 20k membership and growing...




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  • malibuguy007
    10-17 05:00 PM
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  • Gravitation
    03-15 01:24 AM
    What I understood from Ron's article:
    They're not processing fast enough to exhaust visa numbers.
    They want to minimize visa number wastage.
    They may move dates significantly forward so that they can approve low-hanging fruits to approve as many as possible
    Many people will have dates current, but few will get approved... it'll be luck of draw.
    Dates will then return to retrogressed levels at the beginning of the next financial year.
    However, overall visa number wastage should be much smaller than previous years as they have started moving the dates forward much sooner this time.Disclaimer: This is my interpretation of Ron's post. These are not my predictions.
    Personally, I'm Pessimistic... being in India-EB3, that's not a state of mind... it's a lifestyle.




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  • nolud
    02-11 03:33 PM
    I received a letter from uscis/DHS on Jan 28.
    It was in response to my request about my wifes I-485 being in namecheck for a long time.

    The response stated:
    "The review of our records indicate that the investigation into your background has been completed. The processing of your case has been delayed because the requirement review is still in process."

    Does this mean that the namecheck has been completed?
    What is "requirement review"?
    Did anyone else get this type of letter?

    Wifes Case dates:
    PD - Jul 2003
    Interview Date - Jan 4 2006
    Type - Family based ( on marriage )
    Info Pass - Sep 2007
    Last FP - Oct 2007
    LUD - 10/2007 ( probably because of FP )

    Current Status:
    On October 7, 2003, we received this I485 APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS, and mailed you a notice describing how we will process your case. Please follow any instructions on this notice. We will notify you by mail when we make a decision or if we need something from you. If you move while this case is pending, call customer service. We process cases in the order we receive them. You can use our processing dates to estimate when yours will be done. This case is at our NATIONAL BENEFITS CENTER location. Follow the link below to check processing dates. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case. Just follow the link below to register.

    Note: If this is the wrong forum/area, please advise where is this question best suited for...
    Thanks to ALL



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  • mirage
    03-14 10:22 AM
    I have met my rep. He took the letter etc but nothing happens after that. Starting a new campaign to the USCIS director doesn't dilute the issue, rather it makes our case stronger, this way we are telling them we are really really troubled...
    Please don't dilute the admin fix effort by starting another letter campaign.

    IV just finished a letter campaign in which one of the items were 3 yr EAD/AP. Why do we need another letter campaign? There is still lot of work going on related to the Admin fixes, please do work with your state chapters to setup meetings with lawmakers to seek their support for the Admin fix effort.




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  • BMS1
    09-19 01:09 AM
    Thankfully there is a concept called pre-adjudication which makes any retrogression wait run parallel to all the other delays combined like RFE,security/name check etc. So the total wait time is just one of the all the above waits that happens to be the longest. They just do not add up.



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  • fasterthanlight�
    05-11 03:58 PM
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  • bkam
    03-17 11:15 PM
    EB3_PERA,

    Immigration to Canada is the most obvious option in case you want to stay within North America. Being Canadian permanent resident / citizen allows you to run business in the States under certain rules.

    Another option is Australia but it is a bit far away and in fact the country is not very much populated - less than 20 mln people. I.e. business is not booming.

    Dubai is an excellent option for making money, or at least that was the case 10-15 years ago. Its economy is still booming.

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  • roseball
    03-20 11:40 AM
    I do not think, number of employees matter. I work for a desi company and it has just 2 employees. Labor was breeze and 140 got approved in 4 weeks. Never got any RFE. However, I was in EB-3 despite having 4 years bachelor's degree and 5+ years of experience.

    What EndlessWait meant was, more the number of employees in a small company, the chances of RFE with ability to pay will be higher...




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  • GCVivek
    04-10 01:18 AM
    Almost all visitors from most countries need to appear for visa interview before coming to the US. As for the question about the student niece, there are more formalities. DS-160 is the least of them. School must approve and issue a SEVIS form, you have to show lots of documentation to show you can financially support the student or she has funds. I know because I have my niece here who i have sponsored but she is in community college. I suspect for 8th grade to be even more strict. Check with US consulate for requirements of interview in your home country.



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  • BharatPremi
    10-24 09:11 PM
    I filed my application on July27th. I completed my FP on Oct 10th but haven't receive any news on EAD. My online status is still "Case received and Pending". It is mentioned on the USCIS website that the USCIS needs to provide EAD within 90 days of the filing as mandated by law [8 CFR 247a.13(d)].
    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=e7ee6a9fec745110VgnVCM1000004718190aRCR D&vgnextchannel=54519c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD

    When do USCIS start counting 90 days from? date of filing or date on which they acknowledge the case? The online status says that "On Aug 30th we recevied your case..." So in my case the 90 days counter starts from July27th or Aug 30th?

    The date in 'Receipt Date' field on your 485 form is the start date of your 90 days calculation.




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  • alterego
    03-02 11:15 AM
    The irony in the current schizophrenic EB immigration policy is that, it is ironically the more talented, qualified and marketable and entrepreneural talent that is more likely to look at US immigration policy and call it a day. It is conversely the mediocre talent that would be inclined to "stick it out" and deal with all the crap.
    Hmm, something surely to ponder for this country.




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  • vivache
    10-12 12:11 PM
    No experience with this.
    It will help to know what you can do in this case. I'm sure they have some solution.




    maccaid
    06-22 04:37 PM
    If she were to change her name now.. and get a new passport or ID.. it might take longer and jeopardize your ability to file for AOS. Good would be to apply for AOS in her current name now.. and once you get your AOS approved.. then she can change her last name.

    to get AOS approved will take very long time right? depending whether I'll be stuck in FBI name check and the date not retrogress when they process my AOS.

    I'm EB3-ROW
    PD March 23, 2007




    vijayam
    09-15 05:34 PM
    Thank you for the reply.

    I did my Master's here.

    And I will also make sure to check if we need a BS or MS for my Job. I sure applied for my job on my Master's basis.

    ---Vijaya.



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